Welcome to the Most Legendary Game Show That Never Existed!
Chicago, are you ready?
Green River Whiskey proudly presents DON’T DRINK THE GREEN RIVER!, a no-holds-barred, slightly unhinged, all-gas-no-breaks game show taking over Chicago’s finest watering holes, reminding Chicago NOT TO DRINK THE GREEN RIVER. Contestants will face-off in epic bar games, mind-bending trivia, and challenges so dramatic, they’ll make a mosh pit look subtle.
But beware—not everyone will survive (with their pride intact).
Friends Don't Let Friends Drink the Green River!
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU DRINK THE GREEN CHICAGO RIVER.
Yes, it’s green. Yes, it’s festive. Yes, it’s a liquid. But before you take a celebratory sip, ask yourself: Do I really want to know what’s in there?
INSTEAD, DRINK GREEN RIVER WHISKEY.
One is a time-honored spirit crafted for celebration. The other is a questionable body of water filled with a lot of secrets. Make the right choice.
ST. PADDY’S DAY IS FOR LEGENDS, NOT LUNATICS.
Every year, some brave soul thinks, “One more sip can’t hurt.” Every year, that person disappears from the group chat. Coincidence? We think not.
KEEP IT TOGETHER, DUDE (MAYBE LOSE THE DUDE – YOUR CALL).
Don’t be “that guy”. No one needs to cry, no one wants to hear you play the acoustic guitar, and NOBODY wants to talk about your ex.
ARE YOU READY TO PLAY?
Sign up below to get on the list to be invited to the Green River Games, taking place in Chicago the week of March 10th.
